15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE

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Follow them around the house everywhere. Moo when they say your name. Run into walls. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA" Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard" Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!! Do what they actually tell you. Jump off the roof, trying to fly. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people. At everything they say yell, Liar. Try to swim in the floor. Tap on their door all night.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.

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