Wednesday, 21 December 2011
15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE
- Follow them around the house everywhere.
- Moo when they say your name.
- Run into walls.
- Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
- Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
- Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
- Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"
- Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
- In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!
- Do what they actually tell you.
- Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
- Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
- At everything they say yell, Liar.
- Try to swim in the floor.
- Tap on their door all night.