Sunday, 29 January 2012
100 hundred
Hubby: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Wife: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Hubby: No. I was standing on it
Saturday, 28 January 2012
Let you Go
Letting him go doesn't mean you stopped caring.
It means you stopped trying to force him to.
she had me from hello
She completely stole my heart &
I hope she never lets me go;
I never really told her but she had me from hello.
Face your fears
Get out of your bed and face your fears,
that boy isn't worth anymore of your tears.
Thursday, 26 January 2012
The real life is the life after
What do you do when somehow inside of you,
You know that you are loving the wrong person
but your love is so strong that you can't let go
and you prefer accepting life a it comes.
After all we are only here for a while..
The real life starts when we are no longer in this world.
People we meet or we stay with will soon leave you.
The real life is the life after
Wednesday, 25 January 2012
Funny Story
Girl: Do you have a house?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary.. but.
Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!!
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Boy: *talking to himself* I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS?
Sunday, 22 January 2012
Funny Story Part II
A man found a genie who granted him 3 wishes.
Genie was told to provide all things he lacked.
Genie found that he had no water so he gave him water.
Genie saw that he had no money, so he was given a bank.
Genie then saw that he had no problem, genie gave him a wife. :D
Saturday, 21 January 2012
sharing a meal
The little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds that cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked
admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking.
"Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"
The little old man walked right up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal. The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the
tray.
There was one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink. The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. Then he carefully
counted out the french fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.
As the man began to eat his few bites of hamburger the crowd began to get restless. Again you could tell what they were thinking. "That poor old couple. All they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As the man began to eat his french fries one young man stood and came over to the old couples table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple to eat. The old man replied that they were just fine. They were used to sharing everything.
Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy them something to eat. This time the lady explained that no, they were used to sharing everything together.
As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin the young man could stand it no longer. Again he came over to their table and offered to buy some food. After being politely refused again he finally asked a question of the little old lady.
"Maam, why aren't you eating? You said that you share everything. What is it that you are waiting for?"
She answered, "The teeth".
Friday, 20 January 2012
Hate in your heart
Throughout life people will make you mad,
disrespect you and treat you bad.
Let God deal with the things they do,
cause hate in your heart will consume you too.
- Will Smith
So My teachers were cartoons!
Scooby-Doo - taught me to never be afraid of screwing up
Tom and Jerry - taught me friendship.
Courage the cowardly dog - taught me to over come my fears.
G.I.Joe - taught me team work.
Alladin - taught me nothing is impossible
Mickey Mouse - taught me to be good person.
Chip n dale - taught me no matter how small you can still rock on...
Richie rich - taught me to never feel proud.
Dexter - taught me that science was fun.
They were cartoons to all but for me
they were my teachers.. !!
Differences
The happiest couples never have the same character.
They have the best understanding of their differences
You have my heart and my soul in your back pocket
I just want you to know that
I am glad I got to spend my time with you
and I am beyond happy to call you mine.
You have my heart and my soul in your back pocket,
and they are never leaving you.
I could not ask for anything more in my life than
having you by my side every day.
Thursday, 19 January 2012
Life is like a rope
It's hard to accept, but you can't change the past.
You can't go back and manipulate things to the way you wanted them to happen. Because life'd be meaningless and boring and just not worth living.
But you can change the future and that's a beautiful thing about life.
Yes, you will make mistakes. And yes, you will have bad days,
but as long as you let the past go,
you'll have such a gorgeous and bright future ahead of you.
Knowing that things were meant to happen.
Knowing that each day you will learn something so that
you keep growing to be a better person.
Life is like a rope, twined in all its complexities and yet weaved into one marvelous stream that you have the chance you use something amazing from.
So grab hold of it.
Monday, 16 January 2012
I'm proud of my heart
There is nothing more beautiful than a person whose heart has been torn apart, but still believes in the beauty of love.
I'm proud of my heart.
It's been played, stabbed, cheated, burned and broken,
but somehow it still works.
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
Difficult times are miracles
They make you stronger, and wiser.
You have to lean to live past all the things that you can't change,
and be happy.
Happy with yourself, and happy with the wonderful gift of life that god blessed you with.
Jealous
Maybe I'm just jealous.
Jealous of all those characters in books, and movies, and TV shows.
I'm Jealous of how everything always goes wrong for them,
but somehow, they always end up with more than they started with.
Sunday, 15 January 2012
Sometimes
Sometimes there doesn’t even have to be a reason.
I knew from experience that no matter how much
you turn things in your head,
trying to make sense of them,some people just defy all logic.
It's me!
I step to my left and look at myself,
I'm ugly, lazy, nerdy, stupid, and in no way good enough for anything.
I'm about to step back into myself when I trip, and fall to my right.
As I look up, I see a girl standing where I had just been.
She is strong, and beautiful, and ready to take on the world.
For a moment, I wondered where I had gone, then I realized,
I was looking at me.
This strong beautiful women was me, ready to take on the world
What is the meaning of life?
Why do we need to search for a meaning?
Maybe its the chase for an answer that helps us cope day to day with the sufferings that life brings us.
You still in my heart
Even when you're gone,
Somehow you come along
Just like a flower poking through the sidewalk crack
You steal away the rain, and just like that
You make me smile like the sun.
Saturday, 14 January 2012
Awkward moment
Do you know the awkward moment when
you are surrounded with a lot of people but you
feel so alone that no one notice yet you try to smile
for them inside you want to explode
Let Go
It doesn’t matter anymore.
Things happen for a reason.
Tears eventually fade, and one day everything will be
exactly how it’s supposed to be.
Moving on is a process,
and you have to promise yourself that you’re really ready to let go.
Friday, 13 January 2012
You don't know my father!
Teacher : Ted,if your father had ten dollars and you asked him for six dollars,
how many dollars would your father have left?
Ted : Ten
Teacher : You don't know your math.
Ted : You don't know my father.
Distance
Sometimes you have to love people from a distance
and give them space and time to get their minds right.
Face life's challenges
God only gives you what he
knows you can handle.
So if life seems hard, remember that God knows you are strong enough to get through it. :)
Thursday, 12 January 2012
Waiting For Someone
How many other doors have to open and close
before you realize the one door you've been wasting all your time on,
Will never open.
You Are What You Love
No matter how big or slim you are,
No matter how tall or small you are,
No matter how or who you are.
Never let anyone put you down
because you'll always be a winner in someones book.
To all teachers.
For the Teachers.
If a single teacher cannot teach us all the subjects, then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects?
Yours Truly Students
Married
Marry someone who expects less and accepts more.
Someone who realises that you tried,
not someone who reminds you that you promised.
Wednesday, 11 January 2012
you break my heart into a thousand pieces
The worst pain in life is when you see
Your life being spoiled by the one you trust the most.
and...
You cant do anything except standing quiet and asking yourself that
.........is it the gift of trusting someone or
is it what i deserve?
Easy to read this difficult to follow.
Easy is to get a place in someone's address book.
Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart.
Easy is to judge the mistakes of others
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes.
Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue.
Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.
Difficult is to heal the wound.
Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness.
Easy is to set rules
Difficult is to follow them.
Easy is to dream every night
Difficult is to fight for a dream.
Easy is to show victory
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity.
Easy is to admire a full moon
Difficult to see the other side.
Easy is to stumble with a stone
Difficult is to get up.
Easy is to enjoy life every day
Difficult to give its real value.
Easy is to promise something to someone
Difficult is to fulfill that promise.
Easy is to say we love
Difficult is to show it every day.
Easy is to criticize others
Difficult is to improve oneself.
Easy is to make mistakes
Difficult is to learn from them.
Easy is to weep for a lost love
Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it.
Easy is to think about improving
Difficult is to stop thinking it
And put it into action.
Easy is to think bad of others
Difficult is to give them
The benefit of the doubt.
Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give.
Easy is keep the friendship with words
Difficult is to keep it with meanings
Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain
Lessons that will make you think about the way you treat others...
One night, at 11.30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960s. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab. She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him.
Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A special note was attached.. It read: "Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away. God bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others."
Sincerely,
Mrs. Nat King Cole.
First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady
Lessons that will make you think about the way you treat others...
During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?"
Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade.
"Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello".
I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.
I'm Human
I've come to the conclusion
I may say or do things that some people may not agree with
and by all means you're entitled to your own opinion
but by no means will I ever change myself into someone I'm not.
Take me for who I am not who you think I should be.
Were all just people,
we make make mistakes and
I hate to break it to you, but nobodys perfect.
Monday, 9 January 2012
When was the last time you thanked God?
So many people asking why it seems that they seem to have more bad things happen to them than good things.
Well it boils down to one simple question…
When was the last time you thanked God?
It may sound strange but the reality is that very few people actually take the time to thank God when something good happens to them.
So often we tend to focus in, on the bad things in our lives and complain about how miserable we are.
But if we were to take the time to think about the good things in our lives and then fall to our knees and thank God…
We would see that the good always outweigh the bad.
The next time you get a bit of good news,
try falling down to your knees and thanking God.
I guarantee that God will in turn keep the good things coming to you:)
Trust in God
When GOD leads you to the edge of a cliff,
Trust God.
Only two things can happen;
Either he will catch you when you fall
or
God will teach you how to fly
With A Memory
Whoever said, “You don’t know what you have until it’s gone” is wrong,
because you know exactly what you have when you have it.
You just don’t know how much you need it until you can’t have it anymore.
Sunday, 8 January 2012
Now this is what you call FB Addiction
Teacher: What will you do after growing up?
Student: Facebook'ing
Teacher: NO! I mean what will you BECOME?
Student: Admin of facebook pages ;)
Teacher: OMG! I MEAN wat will you ACHIEVE after you grow up?
Student: Facebook Admin Rights
Teacher: IDIOT! I MEAN what will you do for your PARENTS?
Student: I create a page for them on facebooK. 'I Love MOM & DAD'
Teacher: Stupid! What do your parents want from YOU?
Student: My facebook password!
Teacher: Oh God! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE?
Student: Facebook but never face your books! :D
Only God Know WHY.
God gives you answers in three ways:
He says yes and gives you want you want,
He says no and gives you something better,
or He says wait and gives you the best.
That's what we call LIFE.
After a while you learn the difference between holding a hand
& falling in love.
You begin to learn that kisses don't always mean something,
promises can be broken just as quickly as they are made
......and sometimes goodbyes really are forever
The road to success is not straight.
There is a curb called Failure
A loop called Confusion
Speed bumps called Friends
Red lights called Enemies
Caution lights called Family
You will have flats called Jobs
But, if you have a spare called Determination
An engine called Perseverance
Insurance called Faith
You will make it to a place called Success!!
Saturday, 7 January 2012
The reason why girls have random mood swings during period
- After sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking Niagara falls.
- You want to hit everyone in the face with a shovel.
- You cry so much for random stupid reasons.
- You crave random crap, that you don't own.
- When someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
- When you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
- You fall asleep when you're not even that TIRED.
- You feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
- You want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
- NO white pants that week.
- Remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
- Everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
- When you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
- Boys are 10x more annoying.
- Those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
- Chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
- The cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
- When you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
- You don't care about anything BUT food.
- You wish you weren't a girl.
- When you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
Women are like mountains, Most men are like mountain climbers
Women are like mountains, they are strong and stable and support many things, withstand a lot of pressure, and have so many secrets and unknown features and all are beautiful in their own way
Most men are like mountain climbers, they see a glorious and beautiful mountain, and they decide they are going to get to the top of it. so after spending money on clothing and other equipment to help them get to aid them in their ascent, they achieve their goal of getting on top, but they are only there for a little while and some even take photos or videos of themselves on top of the mountain, then they leave move on to the next mountain, spreading their tale of conquering the mountain and bragging about it to their friends.
But the few good men in the world are mountaineers, they don't see a mountain and decide to just get to the top and leave no, they move all around the mountain and find all the mounains secrets and have a life of peace, joy, and security. yes the mountaineer may go to the top every now and then, and he brags by saying he lives with the mountain, but he stays with the mountain for the rest of his life.
Friday, 6 January 2012
Dear someone whose name I dare not speak,
I decide to let everything buried deep inside my tormented soul
Not because I'm enjoying the pain that you tore
I just want to keep this wound as a remembrance to remind me that I once had you in my life
Life goes on.
Life is too short,
grudges are a waste of perfect happiness,
laugh when you can,
apologize when you should and let go of what you can't change.
But always remember LIFE GOES ON
Don’t be racist.
Don’t be racist.
Be like Mario.
He’s an Italian plumber created by Japanese people,
who speaks English and looks like a Mexican.
Who's the idiot now?
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well actually I don't," said the student,
"but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
Thursday, 5 January 2012
Happiness is when ...
You have your husband/wife every night,
Your children makes you proud,
Your sisters/brothers are always there to support,
Your parents are always there to guide you,
When you have a clean heart and mind
....and when you know that God gave you all these things.
Every girl deserves to be treated like a princess♥
Every girl deserves to be treated like a princess♥
So girls have self value stop being so easy,
if a Guy cheats LEAVE, always be confident.
If you can't be happy by yourself that's a problem you don't NEED a Guy.
If you start needing guys to be happy that's a problem.
It doesn't matter what anybody thinks of you.
What you think of yourself is what really matters.
You are your worst enemy.
Now start L O V I N G yourself♥
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