Sunday, 29 January 2012
100 hundred
Hubby: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Wife: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Hubby: No. I was standing on it
Saturday, 28 January 2012
Let you Go
Letting him go doesn't mean you stopped caring.
It means you stopped trying to force him to.
she had me from hello
She completely stole my heart &
I hope she never lets me go;
I never really told her but she had me from hello.
Face your fears
Get out of your bed and face your fears,
that boy isn't worth anymore of your tears.
Thursday, 26 January 2012
The real life is the life after
What do you do when somehow inside of you,
You know that you are loving the wrong person
but your love is so strong that you can't let go
and you prefer accepting life a it comes.
After all we are only here for a while..
The real life starts when we are no longer in this world.
People we meet or we stay with will soon leave you.
The real life is the life after
Wednesday, 25 January 2012
Funny Story
Girl: Do you have a house?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary.. but.
Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!!
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Boy: *talking to himself* I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS?
Sunday, 22 January 2012
Funny Story Part II
A man found a genie who granted him 3 wishes.
Genie was told to provide all things he lacked.
Genie found that he had no water so he gave him water.
Genie saw that he had no money, so he was given a bank.
Genie then saw that he had no problem, genie gave him a wife. :D
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