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Thursday 2 February 2012

Annoying things to do on an elevator




1) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.


2) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.


3) MEOW occasionally.


4) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly


5) SAY -DING at each floor.


6) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.


7) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."


8) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."


9) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.


10) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"


11) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it


12.) talk on your cell phone in a Jersey Accent

4 comments:

  1. Haha... I think I'll do it later XD

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  3. like number 11...
    I've done number 5 before.. it was hilarious when everyone looked at me.. haha.

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