Monday, 19 November 2012
I miss you
I miss you when something is troubling me, because you're the one who understands me so well.
I miss you when I laugh and cry, because I know that you are the one that makes my laughter grow, and my tears disappear.
I miss you all the time,
but I miss you the most when I lay awake at night, and think of all the wonderful times that we spent with each other for those were some of the best and most memorable times of my life.
Saturday, 3 November 2012
Perfection
Dear: Who ever
I did not come into this world with the intention to be perfect,
I was never trained to please or to satisfy anyone,
I never really knew what to expect when I came to this world at first all people had for me is love now I get hurt than never before,
it took me sometime to realize how things work.
To be perfect is not my dream
but its what I work to become everyday just take me as I am
and with you knowing my faults and me
knowing your faults perfection is not that far.
Sunday, 21 October 2012
Suggestions For Women To Respond To Pickup Lines
Q: Haven't I seen you some place before?
A: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Q: So what do you do for a living?
A: Female impersonator.
Q:Is this seat empty?
A:Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Q: So, wanna go back to my place?
A: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Q: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
A: It's in the phone book.
Q: But I don't know your name.
A: That's in the phone book too.
Q: What sign were you born under?
A: No Parking."
Q: I know how to please a woman.
A: Then please leave me alone.
Q: Haven't we met before?
A: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
Q: I want to give myself to you.
A: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Q: I can tell that you want me.
A: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave.
Q: Hey, baby, What's your sign?
A: Stop.
Q: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
A: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Q: May I see you pretty soon?
A: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?
Q: Your body is like a temple.
A: Sorry, there are no services today.
Q: I'd go through anything for you.
A: Good! Let's start with your bank account.
Q: I would go to the end of the world for you.
A: Yes, but would you stay there?
A: Your place or mine?
Q: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
A: After hearing a pickup line:
Q: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?"
say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.
He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.
He: Do you wanna dance?
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!
Q: Does beauty run in your family?
A: It obviously doesn't in yours!
Q: What's your name sexy?
A: Taken!
Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!
He: Your legs go clear up to your a**.
She: Most peoples' do!
Q: Can I buy you a drink?
A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
Q: You look like a dream.
A: Response: "Go back to sleep.
He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Q: I can see forever in your eyes.
A: Response: "But all I can see is never in yours.
"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
Response: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."
Saturday, 20 October 2012
that is love nothing less.
Love is when you can't be apart from someone for too long.
You're always thinking of them and when you're with them
you never want to say goodbye.
Love is far from simple.
It's quite complex.
It's a mix of about everything.
It's sadness, joy, passion, hatred, excitement,
it's almost every feeling you can imagine and more.
You know love when you find it,
it's that person that when they smile it brightens
up your day,
you can't stop staring at them for fear of losing them,
they're always on your mind,
you daydream of being with them,
even if they're less than 20 feet away
...and you
can't stand it when they're not with you,
the worst feeling you could ever feel is
when you know that person you love is not with you...
you can't tell when love will happen,
you just know when it does,
that moment when you first lay eyes on that person,
and you never want to look away
...that is love. Nothing less.
Friday, 19 October 2012
112 ways to say... i love you
English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Frisian - Ik hâld fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe (Thanks Craig)
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Surinam - Mi lobi joe
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe
Ways to get to a girls heart
1. Hug her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING!
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT!
10. Brush the hair out of her eyes
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12. Love her with all your heart
Unusual Funeral
morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession
approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long
black hearse about 50 feet behind the
first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance
back, were about 200 women walking single file.
The woman was so curious that she respectfully
approached the woman walking the dog and said,
"I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a
bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this.
Whose
funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was
trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
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