Thursday 14 February 2019
The journey of life
The journey of life
can be great for some
but such a bitter pill for others to deal with
We all know that one person
We might be that person
Courage
It's so easy to stop living today,
But it takes real courage
to make it through until tomorrow
to make it through until tomorrow
Just to see what tomorrow might bring to the table
Friday 8 February 2019
One of these days
Today we have higher buildings and wider highways,
but shorter temperaments and narrower points of view
We spend more, but enjoy less
We have bigger houses, but smaller families.
We have more compromises,
but less time.
We have more knowledge, but less judgement.
We have more medicines, but less health.
We have multiplied our possessions,
but reduced our values
We talk much, we love only a little, and we hate too much.
We reached the moon and came back,
but we find it troublesome to cross our own street and meet our neighbors
We have conquered the outer space, but not our inner space.
We have higher income, but less moral
These are times with more liberty, but less joy
With much more food, but less nutrition
These are days in which two salaries come home,
but divorces increase.
These are times of finer houses, but more broken homes.
That’s why I propose that as of today
You do not keep anything for a special occasion,
because every day that you live is a special occasion.
Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to the needs.
Pass more time with your family,
eat your favorite food, visit the place you love.
Life is a chain of moments of enjoyment; it isn’t only survival.
Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume
use it every time you feel you want it.
Take out from your vocabulary phrases like,
“one of these days” and “someday”.
Let’s write that letter we thought of writing “one of these days…”
Let’s tell our families and friends how much we love them.
Never pass up a chance at adding laughter and joy to your life.
Every day, hour, and minute are special…
Because you never know if it will be your last
obstacle to success
Success is to be measured
not so much by
the position that one has reached in life
but
.....by the obstacles which he
has overcome while trying to succeed
19 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity
- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
- Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
- In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"
- Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy"
- Don't use any punctuation
- As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
- Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
- Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
- Sing along at the opera.
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
- Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
- Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name "rock hard".
- When the money comes out the atm, scream "i won! I won!"
- When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
- Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
Thursday 7 February 2019
How to Relieve Stress in Class
- Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board
- Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
- Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY" (At Least for the Male profs)
- When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
- Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
- Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.
- Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
- Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.
- Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you.
- Wink at the professor every few minutes. (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute.)
- Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
- Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.
- Address the professor as "your excellency".
Wednesday 6 February 2019
God won’t ask
but will ask how many people you drove home who didn't have transportation
God won't ask how much overtime you worked,
but will ask if you worked overtime for your family and loved ones
but will ask if you worked overtime for your family and loved ones
God won't ask what you did to help yourself
but will ask what you did to help others
but will ask what you did to help others
God won't ask how many friends you had
but will ask how many people to whom you were a true friend
but will ask how many people to whom you were a true friend
God won't ask what you did to protect your rights
but will ask what you did to protect the rights of others
but will ask what you did to protect the rights of others
God won't ask how many times your deeds matched your words
but will ask how many times they didn't
but will ask how many times they didn't
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