At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.  Page yourself...

Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board  Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test.  If the professor says no, ri...

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the ...

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions...

This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald’s in Florida… and they hired him because he was so honest...

1) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 2) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him ...

Wife: Why are you late? Hubby: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Wife: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? ...

Boy: Marry me? Girl: Do you have a house? Boy: No.. Girl: Do you have a BMW car? Boy: No.. Girl: How much is your salary? Boy: No sala...

A man found a genie who granted him 3 wishes.  Genie was told to provide all things he lacked.  Genie found that he had no water so he gave...

Teacher:  What will you do after growing up? Student:  Facebook'ing Teacher:  NO! I mean what will you BECOME? Student:  Admin of faceb...

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher.  After a long silence, one freshman ...

My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to...

Follow them around the house everywhere. Moo when they say your name. Run into walls. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. ...

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an e...